August 2011
1 post
March 2011
1 post
February 2011
1 post
December 2010
2 posts
Harry Potter stars then and now! →
Neville looks like a PIMP now!
November 2010
5 posts
JFK Kicking Zombie Ass →
Finally a game where I can play as JFK and shoot zombies! or Richard Nixon, Robert McNamara, and FUCKING FIDEL CASTRO, for that matter. I am speechless at the utter fucking awesomeness!
October 2010
3 posts
Drifting for a Day →
Seasick Steve →
Seasick Steve seems like the most interesting man in the world to meet.
September 2010
1 post
August 2010
6 posts
Eyes! →
It’s actually a little terrifying how eyes look up close.
Bill Murray is a God! →
A hysterical God!
Small Towns ROCK!
Today i had a realization. My home town is awesome. I was out of eggs so i headed over to the local farmstand (how awesome). The lady at the counter knew EVERYONE coming in and had conversations with all of them (How awesome). Then she remembered me from when i was a little kid and used to always come in and buy honey sticks (How Freakin’ awesome). Then, I went out side and there was a...
Hilarious!
Silly Hipsters! →
Does making fun of hipsters make me a hipster, since they love nothing more? But then if i acknowledge that i am a hipster doesn’t that make me very un-hipster since no hipster like to acknowledge their hipsterdom. It hurts my head!
July 2010
9 posts
A tragic day for Halo →
Little red Paperclip →
This man managed to barter his way from having a red paper clip to a HOUSE! I desperately want to follow in his foot steps.
Plato has a Musical Score hidden in his works →
Awesome. So So Awesome
May 2010
1 post
April 2010
3 posts
A Pop Song
Remember those days when there was one pop song you could just listen to over and over again! Back then i didn’t feel guilty about liking a poppy song, so why should I now?5th through 9th grade were the prime years for this. Well it’s happened again, and I feel no guilt. i’ve listened to the same “crappy” song 5 times in a row now!
March 2010
9 posts
Is writing poetry?
What? Why? this hasn’t happened since my emo days. Now instead of emo lovesick poems it’s bukowski rip offs. i guess i never change
Cat Haiku
I just found this. God i miss my cat!
You never feed me. Perhaps I’ll sleep on your face. That will sure show you.
You must scratch me there! Yes, above my tail! Behold, elevator butt.
The rule for today: Touch my tail, I shred your hand. New rule tomorrow.
In deep sleep hear sound cat vomit hairball somewhere will find in morning.
Grace personified. I leap into the window. I...
February 2010
12 posts
Narnia!
Hofstra looks like fucking Narnia in the snow! i keep expecting to see a fawn hop out from behind one of the many lampposts.
What happens to your pets in the rapture? →
HAHAHA